The invaders from the north are now carrying motorcycles on their warships. It looks like they mean business. We don’t think they will attack Duncannon before Thanksgiving. As long as The Royal Duncannon Navy lives Duncannon will not fall!
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The Royal Duncannon Navy has aquired 3 new cannons to prepare for the invasion!
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October 2, 2009
Today pirates beat Admiral “Madman” Jim Crownover to death.
I guess this is what happens when forced to patrol alone
due to the shrinking navy.
That leaves only one member of the Royal Duncannon Navy,
Iroquois Jackson.
The Royal Duncannon Navy can’t last much longer without an Admiral!
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October 5, 2009
Lieutenant Junior Grade Iroquois Jackson quickly apprehended the pirate
responsible for this horrible act. He was swiftly executed!
Lieutenant Junior Grade Iroquois Jackson
(as the sole surviving member of the Duncannon navy)
promoted himself to captain immediately following the execution.
He is considering promoting himself to admiral next month.
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Captain Iroquois Jackson
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October 9, 2009
It seems the October 5th execution was the wrong guy.
It was not the pirate that killed the admiral.
He was just riding by on his horse.
That was Arkansas Jim. We made the mistake, But the joke's on him.
This is the one that really did the dirty deed.
He was executed on October 8, 2009.
It is good we have everything straightened out now.
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October 16, 2009
It seems the October 8th execution was just Joe the farmer
from up the road apiece.
But the good thing is we now caught and hanged all
3 of the for true evildoers.
We are delighted to have it really all straight now!
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November 7, 2009
Today the last remaining member of the Royal Duncannon Navy,
Captain Iroquois Jackson resigned and headed for home wherever that may be.
It is a sad day for the Navy.
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A must read for all intellectual readers is “The Life And Times Of Cap’n Madman Jim”
by Doctor John Langdon.
This book can be found at your un-local book shoppee for $43.82.
Everyone should buy this book.
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